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OH. THIS DESPICABLE FUCKING WOMEN AGAIN. UGH. GROSS! Stupid bitches are rarely available, only know 11 words! Women can never make you laugh, unless for that 3% average from a totally reputable research study… somewhere… but it doesn’t matter, because even if you could find this annoying creatures with low verbal count they can only make you miserable and give you insomnia! Sadly, women can’t fit in your coatpocket, because then they wouldn’t be able to cook and clean! CON! AND FOURTY FIVE DOLLARS? WHAT DO WOMEN THINK THEY’RE WORTH NOWADAYS, COME ON, IT’S NOT LIKE YOUR GETTING CONVERSATION WITH ANOTHER HUMAN BEING- oh wait, I forgot, women aren’t “people”.

So, shell out that quarter for the timeless American classic “What a Body!”, featuring wonderful views of cannibalism and other ways to completely debase women simply on how their body looks.

</sarcasm> Jesus fucking christ. I realize this is circa 1951, but what in the name of Peter, Paul and FUCK is this appearing on my dash in any other manner than a “Holy shit, look at this nonsense” way. Go fuck a pine tree.