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I’m pretty sure the best episode of the entire show Parks and Recreation is second season episode eight, “Camping.” Just.. my god, this episode is so good.

Ron: I just want to get the work over as soon as possible so I can do some fishing. Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.

Ben: I’m just gonna sleep on the floor.
Ron: It’s called the “ground” when it’s outside.

Leslie: I’m so desperate I even brought in my dream journal hoping it would inspire me.
Ann: [reading an entry] “I married ALF and we’re pretty happy.” That sounds nice.
Leslie: It was.

April: There’s a brook out here that won’t stop babbling. Shut up!

Tom: Alright, I got one. What do Jay-Z, Lil Wayne and Drake all have in common?
Jerry: Oh, I know this one. They’re all rappists.

Tom: [operating a mini ice cream machine] Okay, do you want caramel, or butterscotch?
Ben: Uhh, swirl me. Camping is awesome.

Elsa [Bed and Breakfast Proprietor]: Breakfast is served between 5:30 and 6:15AM.
April: What if we sleep to a normal hour?
Elsa: Well that would be very rude of you.

Elsa: May I take your breakfast order? We have hard-boiled eggs, homemade tomato slices with dry seed and leek jam, and your choice of German muffin.
[silence]
Ron: What the fuck is a German muffin?

Ben: [reading from a feedback journal] Oh, listen to this. Dear Quiet Corn, thank you for your beautiful inn, my wife and I spent three nights of ecstasy in this room..
[Ben drops the journal, Tom throws himself off the bed]

April: There are no TVs, anywhere. This place is lamer than outside.
Donna: [leaning on the bed, reading a book] I’m chillin’.
April: [Donna takes out a flask and drinks from it while April looks around the room] .. what is that?
Donna: Gin.

Andy: [singing, playing guitar] I found you.. and I had to fight a squirrel.

Elsa: [after Rons traps Leslie in a closet while she slams on the door] Shh!
Ron: With all due respect Mrs Clack, shove a German muffin in it.